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This is a page we will be changing each month. this month is June Jokes. If the jokes are too cheesy, please let us know! we will also be adding funny pictures, and funny things.
This is a page we will be changing each month. this month is June Jokes. If the jokes are too cheesy, please let us know! we will also be adding funny pictures, and funny things.
Enjoy,
Aiyanna and Alyssa :)
Aiyanna and Alyssa :)
Knock Knock jokes
Knock, knock
who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin
who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine Urine Who?
URINEsecure don't know what for
Who's there?
Urine Urine Who?
URINEsecure don't know what for
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Knock knock
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: why?
You: To get to the retards house.
Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken
Friend: why?
You: To get to the retards house.
Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken
Stupid Yahoo Questions.
What it says:
Does it rain in Australia?
Me and my friend are having an argument. She says that it rains in Australia but it can't can it because obviously the rain falls to the top of the world but at the bottom of the world it wouldn't fall to earth it would fall to earth it would fall into space.
-anon
Me and my friend are having an argument. She says that it rains in Australia but it can't can it because obviously the rain falls to the top of the world but at the bottom of the world it wouldn't fall to earth it would fall to earth it would fall into space.
-anon
What it says:
Blind people ,what does this say?
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What it says:
Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?
I am pretty sure they grow on trees but also they sometimes grow in the ground so is it a fruit?? or a vegetable???
-Party
I am pretty sure they grow on trees but also they sometimes grow in the ground so is it a fruit?? or a vegetable???
-Party
Answers (4)
uh eggs come from birds. It's like the thing where baby birds are developed and then hatch when they are ready. So it's not a fruit or vegetable...and they don't grow on the ground...
-ninja.love
its an element
-Raccuia
its not either lol, eggs are dairy
-James
it is a fruit that grows from a plant called Eggnoramus Logicalus. Although the plant is low to the ground and is often a part of a vegetable farm it is still a fruit. similar to the tomato. You should also be aware of the pesticides being used on eggs in mass production. Purchase eggs from your local home-growers or other small fruit markets to avoid them.
-Jarrett
uh eggs come from birds. It's like the thing where baby birds are developed and then hatch when they are ready. So it's not a fruit or vegetable...and they don't grow on the ground...
-ninja.love
its an element
-Raccuia
its not either lol, eggs are dairy
-James
it is a fruit that grows from a plant called Eggnoramus Logicalus. Although the plant is low to the ground and is often a part of a vegetable farm it is still a fruit. similar to the tomato. You should also be aware of the pesticides being used on eggs in mass production. Purchase eggs from your local home-growers or other small fruit markets to avoid them.
-Jarrett
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